1) ...OK, kinda like...(d6)
- ...Machine Oil.
- ...Nice cologne/ perfume.
- ...Delicious food.
- ...Nothing in particular.
- ...Mild sweat.
- ...Office Supplies.
- ...Cheap Cologne, Musky.
- ...Terrible Perfume, Sickly Sweet.
- ...Stale Liquor, Brownish.
- ...B.O.
- ...Vomit/Old Cheese/The Inside of an Old Thermos.
- ...Roll again, ignoring another "6" stench is at near chemical warfare levels. -1 on all rolls for the next couple turns/ half hour/ equivalent.
3) Onions, seriously, has someone been making/eating onion sandwiches in the lift?
4) Fresh Wee
5) Old Wee
6) Poots (50% chance cropdusted, 50% fresh) Anyone entering the lift is at a -1 on reaction/charisma rolls to elevator passengers, one or more of whom are obviously absolute pigs.
List based on recent experiences in the elevators at work. Seriously, onions?
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