Thursday, December 13, 2018

D6 Things it Smells Like in this Lift/Elevator

It smells..(d6)

1) ...OK, kinda like...(d6)
  1. ...Machine Oil.
  2. ...Nice cologne/ perfume.
  3. ...Delicious food.
  4. ...Nothing in particular.
  5. ...Mild sweat.
  6. ...Office Supplies.
2) Like...(d6)
  1. ...Cheap Cologne, Musky.
  2. ...Terrible Perfume, Sickly Sweet.
  3. ...Stale Liquor, Brownish.
  4. ...B.O.
  5. ...Vomit/Old Cheese/The Inside of an Old Thermos.
  6. ...Roll again, ignoring another "6" stench is at near chemical warfare levels. -1 on all rolls for the next couple turns/ half hour/ equivalent.
3) Onions, seriously, has someone been making/eating onion sandwiches in the lift?
4) Fresh Wee
5) Old Wee
6) Poots (50% chance cropdusted, 50% fresh) Anyone entering the lift is at a -1 on reaction/charisma rolls to elevator passengers, one or more of whom are obviously absolute pigs.

List based on recent experiences in the elevators at work. Seriously, onions?

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